Anyway the feckers now seem to want to undo all that effort and expense on their own, the willful little bastards!
One of them in particular has decided to arbitrarily move a little bit each day, or rather each night whilst I'm not looking, which is very underhand and just shows what a spineless coward he really is. He's the ring leader, I'm convinced of that. Once I've dealt with him the others will snap into line for sure. I swear one morning I'll wake up to find him kicking out at right angles like a dancers leg!
Fecking teeth! Eventually I'll get the opportunity to have a word with Him upstairs and humbly suggest that He may have erred slightly on the tegs front (particularly the front tegs) and maybe we should all have had teeth made from stainless steel or something...
Anyway, been busy of late. If you're interested this is what my idle hands have been doing lately...
http://henhut-uk.com/
How are you lot?
14 comments:
Goodness, but you're looking younger! Good luck with the dentist.
I've been over to your website - and you have not been wasting your time. They are terrific designs and I love the finishing details and colours. I know they will be in big demand. xx
Hello Chris - naughty nashers! I used to look like Alfred E Neumann when I was a kid, or so my family told me.
Hey Chris, you and me both coming back to our blogs after a bit of downtime. Your henhut business makes me want to immigrate just so that I can have one in my garden - still I've got one of your love spoons. I guess that will have to do. Good health on the teeth front teeth :-)
So, rumours of your demise were all found-less! I've given up on teeth, and have suggested to government that at age 16-ish citizens should have all teeth removed, and Tungsten tipped nylon gnashers inserted. End of problem.
He's alive!
(Weeping is heard)
Whoop, whoop, Chris you're back!! Hope your teeth heal soon. Been over to your hen house site - Brilliant - so impressed have given you a plug on my Facebook page.
Elaine - Hi! Thought it was you lurking around that church. It's illegal to dip into the collection boxes you know...x
Tom - you still do! In fact you could be my much, much older brother though a damn sight more handsome.
Jeneane - if you do migrate here I can make you one to live in. They come with wheels as standard so you could push it around the countryside if you really wanted to.
Why you would want to do that is a different matter...
Cro - no, those rumours were actually true! I've just re-animated. See me soon on Walking Dead Season 5...and then later on JG's blog when he does another spoiler...
John - thank God! I was worried. I don't 'feel' very alive. Still, you're a trained nurse and so I should trust your judgement.
Nice drawing of a bird btw...very lifelike.
Molly - Hi! thanks for the plug, you are very kind. Know any dentists?x
Oh you have me in a nutshell Chris, if I did it in a narrow boat I can do it in a hen house !
Wow, you have been busy!
Jeneane - we also make duck houses if that helps.
Megan - Yes. The devil makes work etc. etc...How are you doin?
I always thought Alfred E. Neuman was kind of cute. So sorry for what you're going through. I've been lucky so far (I'm knocking on [my] wood [teeth].
Come baaaaaaaaacccckkk! Just saying.
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