Friday, 24 June 2011

Failed Robbery

'Police are today on the lookout for two men who attempted to break into an antique shop in the Bath area.

One of the men, described as looking like Brian Blessed and wearing distinctive brown brogues, was seen earlier in the day loitering around the shop and foaming at the mouth whilst staring at the display of antique candlesticks.

The hunt continues...'

5 comments:

Jim said...

Sounds pretty suspicious to me, Chris.

John Gray said...

did h have apink gin in his left hand?

Chris said...

It does doesn't it Jim...

He had something pink in his left hand John, not sure it was a drink though...

John Gray said...

you have a mind like that of kenneth williams crossed with joan rivers

Chris said...

Oooooooo Matron! Stop muckin' about...